tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via penisylvania)

Like this post

kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

(Source: grlmmjow, via penisylvania)

Like this post

raviavi:

Career goal: Puppy Bowl referee.
image

(Source: rhinosarahs, via generalbooty)

Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
daises-stars:

alalae:

plumx:

emerald-mist:

plumx:

The kid on the left looks just like my brother

and the kid on the right looks like a fine piece of ass

Agreed

Sexy


checking out new followers
Like this post
bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge
Like this post

deanpraying:

strangeparking:

What anon messages should look like on halloween:

image

make tumblr staff find the thing

(via liv-like-jay)

Like this post
Like this post
Like this post